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School's back in. Day drinking is allowed again.
I think you're missing the joke, this is not for the kid...
It's for teachers
It should be; I still remember school. I'd have rather drunk myself to death.
Apparently teachers are one of the hardest drinking professions
I would too if I had to teach people's snot nosed kids all day then get harassed all evening by their parents calling me a groomer. The students hate you, the parents hate you, the school board hands down ridiculous requirements without any of the resources required to fulfill that, and everyone blames you for things you have absolutely no control over. Your benefits have been slashed, your pay is laughable, but you're going to feel fulfilment in your work. Right? If I was a public teacher I'd drink too.
School Supplies 2024: Pencils Notebooks Folders Merlot > 1L White Zinfandel > 1L Glue < 1L
Given the current bullshit going, its apt
That's about how much I'd need to drink to go back in time and go to school.
I mean, that's fair.