Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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There's too many cheetahs.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I really don't want te be that guy, but...

cheetahs don't live in jungles.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

True. They just visit to play poker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Come to think of it, you're right. Maybe I should change "jungle" to "savannah".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That can't be right; you've gotta be lion!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm not! I tiger!!

wait... that doesn't work...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Bravo on the edit! Now it's a good joke