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[–] [email protected] 121 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Brit here. It's great to be part of a country that brings so much joy to so many people.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

American here, proud to see we started a trend. (And that’s pretty much the only thing to be proud of as an American)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Technically the british parted from their own government first...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

Pro tip: there's no need to wait for a holiday to celebrate your independence from Britain. I'm going to celebrate it right now.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It still amazes me that a country as tiny as the UK was this ambitious and powerful to expand like that. Like if any of those other countries banded together and were like Yeah, No, it's not on mate. Their numbers would eclipse the UK. maybe somebody with mechanics of colonization can explain how the UK was "succesful" at this venture

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Look up the CCPgrey video about who holds the keys to the kingdom. Napoleon wasn't necessarily being dismissive when he called England a nation of merchants. They were very good at organizing power structures in ways that benefited them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I think the title of that video is "The Rules for Rulers"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's a long story, and my entry point into understanding the breakup of the British sterling system was history about post-WWI shift from colonial empires to Harry Truman "development" (really maldevelopment, the language used for capitalist NGO aid today is very similar to his inaugural address).

Long story short it involves merciless application of death and torture to enclose a region and keep costs down, as well as ruthless exploitation of civilians to try to crack guerillas, the Phoenix Program's main innovation over what was implemented in the Congo and Malaysia was a proto-internet communications system,and a methodical operations system escalating above that to commando squads and air strikes. The philosophy of anti-colonial torture has only grown more severe and incorporated electrical wires, clinical psychology, and evasion of human rights organizations. Look up "The Five Techniques".

This is in order to establish a top-down system where colonies do not trade with one another, but only interface with the rigged colonial economy. Wall st + world bank + imf system has just taken this to further extremes with Blackrock and Vanguard against 84% of the population of the world plus 90% of the population of the remaining 16% in global north countries. The currency system being used is less crude and there is also the technological dependency on the payment systems like Swift to consider.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

the British sterling system

Me: the British stealing system

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

America out there doing it before it was cool.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Then bankrupting the Empire by selling it guns to defend the Empire

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like how this implies that France never became independent and is still a vassal state.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Lol, you're right. In fact it's a US vassal now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Googled. Bangladesh declared independence from Pakistan post a brutal holocaust and not from Britain.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago

Wow they really have some geniuses over at lemmy.world, you should probably check with Bangladeshis

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Canada is wrong here. I think 1971 is referencing when our new constitution was prepared (which we didn't have the right to implement or edit without British OK until 1982, but this is not celebrated). What is celebrated is Canada Day, 1 July 1867 but that celebrates Confederation into Canada under British rule, not Independence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Technically, Canada is still under British rule since our constitution is tied to the monarchy, and all bills must receive royal assent by the Governor General which is the King's official representative. Sure, we essentially govern ourselves, but the monarchy still holds the reins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Fun fact: According to our governing documents, the Governor General is the Queen's representative, and King Charles is just fulfilling the role and duties of the Queen. Evidently, those who wrote is assumed Victoria would never die.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Also the graphic looks atrocious

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Britain is the abusive relationship you finally free yourself from, only to realize they are gonna keep the mattress.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's an image with a caption 😤 couldn't find another comm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you try your face?

Gottem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you, man - I did not need my head to recreate that...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

[airhorn x4] [foghorn] [car awooga x2] [glass breaking] [wilheim scream] [airhorn x2]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I am a true menace.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many people celebrate Christmas, comparatively?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

So, I was going to do that math but it's 65 fucking countries and I'm bored but I ain't got that much battery left on my phone.

At one time Britain ruled over 1 out of every 5 people on the planet. If we carry that forward to today it's roughly 1.6 billion people. Let's call that the lower bound.

If we take the average population of any given country, which is fair given that China wasn't but India was one of them, and divide that by the number of countries and then multiply it by the number Britain used to rule, we get 2.6 billion.

Let's call that the upper bound.

There are roughly 2.6 billion christians worldwide. But not all of them celebrate Christmas. In the US, 85%-95% do. Let's just use that for the upper bound and say 2.2 to 2.5 billion people celebrate Christmas worldwide. Let's say 50% is the lower bound, at 1.3 billion people.

Which means that it's possible, and not even unlikely that more people celebrate independence from Britain than celebrate Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about all the non christians that celebrate Xmas...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

... Rounding error. That number is gonna be pretty small, and mostly limited to majority Christian, Western countries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't call me a rounding error!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I have and will continue. Don't worry I'm also a rounding error. Honestly rounding error could sum up my entire generation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could there be one in the future how x country has now stopped oppressing them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean could there be a better infographic posted? With more info about decolonization?

I have some resources there, people are competing to make the flashiest infographics about it now which is nice. Extremely fringe benefit of YouTube and TikTok.

Or did you mean poorer countries celebrating a new kind of independence day once they stop relying on Washington or get rid of military bases from Euros?

Because I hope the Sahel states will celebrate their alliance with by establishing a new holiday if they haven't already. For getting rid of the damn French.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are various ways of oppression occurring everywhere and all around the world. Like embargos, e-waste, textile waste etc. so yes to what you mentioned. But this is an amazing share. A bit blurry to read.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh hell yeah, I'll get you some infographics on imperialism. I've got maps of world trade and whatnot. When I clock off I'll upload them.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do you think they hate it when we celebrate the 4th?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, we literally could not care less.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

By they I ment your government or whatever. I bet the queen was salty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I really don't think it matters what she tasted like. She's dead, leave her be

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

The US empire took over for the British empire and they absolutely, like, they LOVE us dude, to an annoying extent our pop culture feeds off each others'