this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I love how the pictures show that people are currently comfortably living there. I'm guessing they ran out of money to re-finish the interiors after they gutted the downstairs to convert to an open plan, tacked up some plastic over the insulation, and just moved in anyway.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought this community is about poorly taken photos or weird crap on the lawn, etc.?

The pictures look professionally taken to me. Not the agent's fault that the house is well and truly fucked.

Edit: Just saw the sidebar, apparently the property itself is also considered. In that case, please disregard my comment. Just leaving it for the sake of posterity :-)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

British Columbia. All land value. You can ski like 50 mountains within an hour. This place needs 25k in siding or paint and another few thousand in dry wall or wood if you want to be fancy. It's a great place.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

The house equivalent of Facebook car ads

"runs perfectly, just needs engine. No lowballs, I know what I have!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Realistically it is free. Anyone buying it is probably only interested in the land under it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if you get a free cat though? That's one good looking kitty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That thought is the only thing putting me off 🙂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even the agent is describing it as just a footprint.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This resonated with me.

Like, my personality isn't great right now, but I've definitely blocked off all the space for a really killer one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It should be at auction for the land value. There are some serious structural code violations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The worse a property the more likely the pictures will be “high dynamic range”. 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Holy shit. Exposed OSB board on the exterior, exposed, hanging electrical, how does this even have an occupancy permit!!?? The vapor barrier has been compromised on the exterior, but don't worry we just put plastic on the inside of the walls so the moisture can't reach us!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"It's perfect!"

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