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It's just a matter of perspective (media.gehirneimer.de)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 102 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Make a request per the GDPR.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If it's a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Someone pedantic: It's source-available, because it doesn't grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

"Rapid unscheduled outsourcing"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Rockstar be like

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Who breached Data?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "Data".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

Troi shot first

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

"fully functional"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Gonna replace "surprise" with "emergent" and put this on a slide.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I prefer "super-availability".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi's crewmates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

lolllll 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It was a backup all along