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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The modern version of a henway

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I do. It's over there, slightly to the left

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You should get checked about JS too, I've heard it is the worst one of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

angry upvote

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The most terrible and awful disease.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was an infection....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

both, both is good.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

std::cout << "Do you have HTML?";

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

endSegmentation fault. Core dumped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

HTML has nothing to do with sex.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

What you mean, pornhub has HTML.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

..and my axe (or something)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Okay then - I mean it's a missed opportunity to also choose this guy's wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person's partner?), but it works for me! :-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Can we pretend that I shared the "I understood that reference" Captain America meme right here where it belongs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after a type of ancient torture device.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let's keep this going.

What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.

Only about one third of Americans know that it's Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.

These people vote.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Surely you mean <ul>....<ol>....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

As long as they don't screw with the code

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They might have a point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they're accurate statistics or not

Now, I don't know what you believe

But I do know there's no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Half of them, seriously?