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Uh...oh.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

HTML has nothing to do with sex.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

What you mean, pornhub has HTML.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

..and my axe (or something)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Okay then - I mean it's a missed opportunity to also choose this guy's wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person's partner?), but it works for me! :-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Can we pretend that I shared the "I understood that reference" Captain America meme right here where it belongs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.