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[–] [email protected] 128 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

This is the best comment I've read today

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Chef’s kiss

[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago (4 children)

steve jobs was going to add this feature right before he died of ligma

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I think he means Steve Apple... common mistake

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

He was the predecessor to Steve Careers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Tim Apple's dad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Ligma 1 or ligma 2?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They took our Jobs!! 😱

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My guess is that this is from the era around 2008-2010 where everyone was making “there’s an app for that” jokes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Or their recent "iPhones save lives" thing they've been doing recently with the satellite connectivity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

There's an app for that.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So many of my iPhone fan friends have said "Oh, you finally made the switch, you're going to love it" after I recently bought my first iPhone.

It's a phone. It did not magically transform my user experience. It's 95% similar to what I had on a Pixel. Better low-effort privacy. Better direct hardware access for music and video. Significantly more lag, app freezups, and fragility and some baffling user experience decisions.

I would switch back again, or not, doesn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I have an iPhone for work and a pixel that I use privately.

There's like one or two high quality apps on the iPhone that are amazing but that kinda sums up the positive aspects of the iPhone. I absolutely hate the user experience. Android is simply better at this.

But I do agree with you. They're just bloody phones. Do people really still give a shit? I'm actually pretty sick of these phones. The pixel 7 Pro is the first phone that works the way I want it to and I'd like to simply keep on using this phone for the next 30 years if possible because I don't want to spend any more money on these shitty rectangles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I switched from iPhone to the Pixel a few years ago and I will not switch back. The iPhone feels so slow comparatively, the text selection and keyboard are awful, and good luck using one with your non-Mac desktop. Plus side-loading things like NewPipe kicks ass and I wouldn't want to give that up. But ultimately the best feature for me is on-device sub captions for any speech on your phone. Phone calls, music, YouTube, whatever, you can see captions for all of it. It's a godsend for people who are hard of hearing.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

He left out the panel where he spends two weeks trying to recover his iCloud account

-posted from Android

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An iPhone and Chipotle. That dude is set.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

that's clearly taco bell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The left edge is RGB on my phone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a screen protector on your phone?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That's probably what's giving the effect.