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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In jail, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

They do occasionally visit jail.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.

Which explains his face at the end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this a joke I'm too Global South to understand?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not that America, the other America, you know the one with hot dogs and Uncle Sam and rampant gun violence.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We are one old guy away from the first world i see

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, Eric Prince has a plan to fix that oversight!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The places in America with rampant gun violence definitely aren't what I'd call first world

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

but why isn't he wearing makeup?