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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

my experience: A

my degree: B

jobs available: XYZ

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jobs seem more about wanking off the bosses ego than anything else ๐Ÿคท .

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's great news because I'm a master bater!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

git 'er done!

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

LOL I'm literally feeling this as I rewrite my resume to get ready to jump ship to a new job before they relocate. Wish me luck lemmings! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Good luck witch

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Paralelle universe Tucker Carlson at a Russian supermarket

Check mate, liberals.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

[off topic]

"Discover What You Are Best At," by Linda Gail.

I never liked any of the jobs I'd ever had. Got injured on the job and had some time off to actually explore my options. Someone suggested this book and it changed my life. Six self administered tests to see what you do well already, and a list of jobs that use those skills.

I had a list of a dozen jobs that they said I might be a good fit for. Took a class to get certified and found I liked it right away.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Iโ€™m not in this picture, thanks for cheering me up