im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?
i guess theres worse ways to live
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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unlive, rather
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.
Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
Seems like a fun spell
Well I either got a personal fire or I'm on fire myself. Witch fire sounds better
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?
I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.
Make of me what you will…
No one knows.
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
I’m a tree.
Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.
Nothing changes for me.
Welp, im a vampire now
(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)
I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?
I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
Idk.
Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.
Pretty good I think.
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.
Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.
Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2
I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.
I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.
I'm already gone.
If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place
I mean, you tell me.
I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.
Hmm
I'm good. Nom nom nom
Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...