Ask Lemmy

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

I certainly wont be starving to death!

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

Well, fuck

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

Brb, loading up on carbs.

I'll be fine

I'll be just fine.

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

Oh well, I'll die happy

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

You got a quarter?

I’ll figure something out

could be worse

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

I'm in luck! 😁

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I'm fucked.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

I'd be just fine.

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

I'm going to pick my nose!

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.