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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Swing from a hairy vine, I can be your backpack while you climb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That log had a child

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That log, had a child!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My stick is better than bacon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

...aaaand now I'll be doing that earworm humming all day. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Mmmmmm

Funny joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you for undumbing me, master

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I love this one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I like the joke! Just let me share that Yoda's syntax would rather be HDIM but the joke still works for me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Also, HD is 720p. Other than that the joke is great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Smart ass you are.
But not syntax it is.
Grammar it is.
SA2IM.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

But not syntax it is.
Grammar it is.

  1. “But syntax, it is not”
  2. Syntax is the part of grammar that governs word order.
    Correct, @lugal is.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

About to comment that I was. Grateful I am