I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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Swing from a hairy vine, I can be your backpack while you climb.
That log had a child
That log, had a child!
My stick is better than bacon
...aaaand now I'll be doing that earworm humming all day. Thanks.
Mmmmmm
Funny joke
Not get it, did I
HD, am I
Thank you for undumbing me, master
I love this one
I like the joke! Just let me share that Yoda's syntax would rather be HDIM but the joke still works for me
Also, HD is 720p. Other than that the joke is great.
Smart ass you are.
But not syntax it is.
Grammar it is.
SA2IM.
But not syntax it is.
Grammar it is.
- “But syntax, it is not”
- Syntax is the part of grammar that governs word order.
Correct, @lugal is.
About to comment that I was. Grateful I am