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Do You Know Why People In Athens Rarely Get Up Before Sunrise. Dawn Is Tough On Greece. (discuss.online)
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How about WON?

What's the longest line you've ever waited in? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Something like 13.8 billion years from the Big Bang till I was born. Still not sure it was worth the damn wait.

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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 (discuss.online)
Indian Government to block ProtonMail after bomb threats were sent using a ProtonMail account in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Isn't that a bit overkill.

I need a Fediverse slogan in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fediverse uber alles.

You were disabled. You're stuck laying down most of the day. What do you do to earn a living and survive? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Everybody isn't denied the first time. Some disabilities are blue-lighted which means automatic approval. I had a hemorrhagic stroke back in 2020 and I was trying to return to work till I found out I needed brain surgery. I applied for disability and it was backdated to the date of my stroke,

How do pirate? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

close enough.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bad eyes...sorry

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How do pirate? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (5 children)
  1. Wear an eye patch
  2. Buy a sword
  3. Move to Somalia
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Was he a faux pa?

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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa! (discuss.online)
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My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open." (discuss.online)
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021. in c/[email protected]
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison. (discuss.online)
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021. (discuss.online)
Which is a better board game: Chess or Go? in c/[email protected]
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What Is A Lawyers Favorite Drink? A Subpoena Colada. (discuss.online)
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI. (discuss.online)
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word. (discuss.online)
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Is CP Allowed Here? If Not, Ban The Idiot Posting It Already (discuss.online)
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out. (discuss.online)
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