this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Very funny but…

“Personal”? It doesn’t mean that the driver is a person you know.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

The joke would’ve worked just as well and not been an outright lie if they used “professional driver” or even just “driver”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoa. Just because they have butt sores and yell at people doesn't mean it's ok to dehumanize them! They are persons!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Delamain would like a word

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Yesterday, I took a bus to a shop in the next city over and got lucky to come out of the shop just a few minutes before the bus went back the other way. The bus driver gave me a look, too, like, didn't I just drop you off right here 45 minutes ago? Certainly had the feeling of a personal bus...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Let me know if you want any more tips on living large.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

The ol' government limo...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, when you ignore the other 30 people... xD

Or get on at 5:00 (am) where everyone else is still sleeping (like they shoudl!)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In London we call an empty bus a “poor man’s Limo”. I was lucky enough to enjoy that this morning for a few stops.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

St. CUM represent! (Only the OGs will understand)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember when you had to step down on to the stairs in the back to get the doors to trigger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I remember when the first nova buses came around and the doors wouldn't open 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When you control the bus, you control transportation!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hello Newman 😤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah! Je ne pensais pas voir un bus de la STM sur lemmy aujourd'hui moi!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm lucky to live in one of the cities with the best public transit in the Americas (Santiago).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I knew one guy who had a plane roll up for him!