I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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Man obtains counterfeit head injury
Man duplicates a head injury.
Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute
You wouldn't download a head injury.
He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to
If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it
You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!
As long as I have a good antivirus I would.
Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.
Man pirates medical record
I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.
Man illegally obtains head injury
Man downloads a head injury
You wouldn't download a head injury.
Feign
he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury...
Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..
Sounds like a British thing
Would have said feigned
Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.
Not a meme.
Chad
Genius right?
A colleague of mine in a previous job had to take a month or so off because he'd banged his head and suffered a concussion, after which he walked home, refusing to go to hospital, and slept it off. He was among the most arrogant pricks I've ever come across. I'd tell people about him and call him "the pigeon" because he was so stupid but he strutted about with his chest out like he knew it all. I'd always felt a bit guilty for thinking he was stupid after his concussion, but one day it turned out a friend of mine had worked with him years ago, and no, he's always been like that. I suppose that he slept it off should've clarified it.
So the proper treatment for concussion is rest. If you get one that isn’t super severe that’s what the doctor will tell you to do is sleep it off.
If it’s bad he’ll tell you to sleep it off while a nurse watches you. I’m sorry you had to find out like this.
Just looked it up. Well I never!
Linus Torvalds but the other way around
Linus cures head wounds?
From everything I've read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.
Fake head wounds
Ah, the old phineas gage story
Fuccitas this, i'm listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment
"His personality" FTFY
shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
no thanks