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[–] [email protected] 109 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

This comment was made by the water gang.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You tell 'em, brother!

This comment is sponsored by the water gang.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Do we have a ~~waterni~~ hydrohomies lemmy

Edit: found it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago

I'd fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yep but I am addicted to it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Better version:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

LMAO yeah I'm keeping it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we're good.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is... well... leaking

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (17 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Milk can kill me putting it in S tier

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You're forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn't love!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

💪HYDROHOMIES STAY STRONG💪

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you didn't include anything like tea, so it's kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This list is missing beer???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

K tier for „keep away“

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It's harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn't cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Unsweet tea gets a tier tho

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Where teas and juices and coffee?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Water is A, only coffee is S.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Make it a vote and see where sparkling water lands

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Imagine having to add solid bits of water to make it better. The audacity.

-This response was made by the Keep Water Liquid gang.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

I drink 50% regular water, 50% herbal teas. Never drank sodas, if you're not used to them they taste far too sweet. I used to drink a lot of coffee, but I have quit caffeine completely, with 1 exception. I drink 1 cup of coffee the day after my night shifts, because this helps me feel ok that day. If you don't drink coffee regularly you notice two things when you do: 1. it's very very bitter. 2. the effect of caffeine is really quite strong. I feel like I'm on drugs that day. After quitting coffee I got a little bit bored with just water, I missed drinking something warm, so I started with herbal teas. I now have a large collection of herbs and I started to appreciate all these different tastes.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Found my homie!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What about Brawndo? It's what plants crave!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Where is (real)juice though? Feel that should be at maybe C? And if softdrinks are f, where is Redbull?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

DAE drink water? Smash that like button

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Beer in B tier, tea and lemon water in A Tier

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (15 children)

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

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