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[–] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)
Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
as far as the eye could see
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is the ultimate showdown

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Of ultimate destiny

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

Why can't we see them?

They are embedded in the wall. 🥁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.

Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

determining women's intelligence from their appearance ?

that is a tad sexist :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Men can have ponytails.

Men's ponytails can look dumb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also uses ableist language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I assume that's what was being referred to.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

nice throwback with the title

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

technically correct is the best correct.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.

Neil Cicierega on YouTube

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

where's hackerman when we need him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

He hacked too much time again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The UX designer!

Or at least he would get all of the praise!