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[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Instead of either, it's good to have a more descriptive primary branch:

git checkout -b dontwritetothisbranchdirectlyyougottaopenaprfirstandhaveitreviewedandapprovedandthenpasstheautomatictests

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Git checkout -b neverpushtothisbranchthismeansyou

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

git co -b nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonnaletyoudown

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Git checkout -b branchprotectiononlyworksifyouarenotsetupwithadminprivilegesontherepoingithubthismeansyouhowardgodammit

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Still shorter than a java class name.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Try not to make memes that imply you’re not anti-slavery.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I‘m anti-slavery but that’s just not the reason I use main as default branch

[–] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago (15 children)

yup same. I hate slavery just like anyone else but fail to see how naming a branch master has to do anything with it. Next are they gonna claim that master's degree is pro slavery or something

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bachelor's degree means you're not married, so obviously an incel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And doctors degree means you are legally allowed to perform surgery.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Don't give the fucking outrage vampires any ideas.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

I use main because, although I never heard of anybody actually getting offended by master, it costs me nothing to use main instead. Also it looks prettier and seems to be the new convention ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (4 children)

No disrespect, but asking everyone to remove words from the English language because they may offend a small group of oversensitive people is one of the most frustrating social initiatives of our time. "Master" makes sense for the job and unless we're also putting "Slave" and "Cotton" on the dictionary chopping block, the arguement will always seem arbitrary to me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

unless we're also putting "Slave" and "Cotton" on the dictionary chopping block

Aren't we though? At least when it comes to tech, Master-Slave terminology has been largely deprecated in favor of other terms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The only reason you think "master" makes sense is because you're used to it. It's actually quite a weird connection to make, if you aren't used to it. "Main" is much more straight forward. And nobody is really demanding people stop using "master", so far as I am aware, it's just that people are making that choice themselves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I vote for naming this branch "mommy", since all other branches are it's offspring, and related to it.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I use “secondary” as my default branch, because fuck the rules.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I use main as my default branch because it's what Git has been defaulting to for some time now

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Git's still master by default; github uses main for new repositories.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

You mean github.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I use master because I'm nostalgic. If it matters that much, though, I'll start using trunk (like we used to back in the days of SVN).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't speak the name of that horror!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

At least it was better than CVS

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Master sounded so much cooler man

Like yeah I'm a master of linux

Literally no connotation to slavery when the word slave isn't even used in the git terminology

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh I don’t give a single fuck about the discussion, it’s technology, not politics. I am more upset that my company has some legacy repositories with master and the newer ones with a main branch. So everytime I want to create a MR with push options via command line I need to change main to master or visa versa.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I also think it's more descriptive. Just like blocklist and allowlist.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

Oh, how upset I was by that decision. I still call out GitHub online every now and then thanking them for solving slavery by messing up my deployment scripts and development environments.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It speaks to the deep rooted whiteness of the industry that such a common-sense change is treated as completely bullshit even to this day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It speaks to deep rooted butthurtness of USA boomers and constant need to enforce their stupid ass rules to others. It's not racist, neither are blacklist or whitelist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Even ignoring the question of racism, they are still stupid names.

Imagine teaching a child about this and it asks: Why is white allowed and black not? The only answer is, because it is like this for a long time. If we name them allowlist and denylist, it is obvious to all English speaking people. Shouldn't we strive for descriptive names in programming?

However, if you use names whitelist an blacklist, you need to make the implicit connection white-positive black-negative. Yes obviously this does not make you racist if you do this in programming. But is it good?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I find it funny how many ppl complained about it when it came up. Now it is the default on github and other code forges. And now one cares anymore if it is master or main.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (12 children)

It was never about the name itself, but about breaking a convention for extremely dubious reasons.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

On the plus side, forcing people to support alternative branch names surely has led to better software support for a core Git feature.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Because its a non issue to developers.

It was only a hand wringing thing by internet bloggers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Master is still the default branch when you run git init.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I use master because when I do 'git init .' I get a master branch and I am lazy enough to not rename it. As for typing it later on.. . Well zsh does that for me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you're pro slavery but only when it's with consenting adults.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Main in the workplace, master in the bedroom.

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