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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Git checkout -b neverpushtothisbranchthismeansyou

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

git co -b nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonnaletyoudown

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Git checkout -b branchprotectiononlyworksifyouarenotsetupwithadminprivilegesontherepoingithubthismeansyouhowardgodammit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y'all. At least put some dashes between the words

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh of course. But I was following the code standard set by the first one. I suspect everyone else was too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

howard knows what he did

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
git checkout -b dontcommitherejerry
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

git commit -m "that sign can't stop me because i can't read"