this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago

You're off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Hi Doctor Nick!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Hi Doctor Nick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Inflammable means flammable?? What a country!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Some royals may die, but it is a risk I'm willing to take.. ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Well... it wasn't in the Chest area. Let's get the Skull saw.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW ....... ohhh ... ohhh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you

King of Britain is ok too tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Eh, we don't really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You say "we" but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it's a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn't exist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn't UK be inclusive of NI?

As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

Ahh, on rereading perhaps you're talking about NI people who don't want to be part of the UK!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they're conquered by a foreign parasite.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Are you suggesting Scotland isn't a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Well if he flatlines then you won't ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

Source: I've had 3 prostrate surgeries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It ain't never for fun. But it beats dying.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Given his age it should be easy to find