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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 182 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Heres the link to it https://gallery.fitbit.com/details/74a1aee7-457c-441e-9e93-ed17a18b01df?openwith=fitbit

Repo: https://github.com/Sharkgrammer/clockface.json

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[–] [email protected] 153 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My god it’s all strings.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Always has been

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 10 months ago (53 children)

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (10 children)

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago (7 children)

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I prefer YAML please

[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

XML it is!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Everything's a string 😢

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Here's one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.az261jsoncodewatchface

EDIT: And a terminal one.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.awfterminal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

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