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Imagine the shrooms kicking in in that bathroom.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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No thank you.
Drowned in the toilet you say?
Not like this, FARTYSHARTBLAST, not like this...
Your username is hilarious! Thanks for that.
You're welcome.
The plastic floor covering is actually pretty normal. It's a temporary adhesive plastic used to keep new carpet from being worn down while the house is being shown. That's why it doesn't cover the entire bathroom floor; just enough for people to see the bathroom and not get the carpet dirty.
However, the idea of having carpet in a room where fecal bacteria and urine are flying around disgusts me in general.
If it’s new carpet it would mean they decorated it like this especially to sell. Yikes.
I'm glad the second half of your comment was there. I was internally screaming that carpets don't belong in bathrooms for the entirety of the first half.
That's very possible
I’m kind of impressed (but not in a good way) that the curtains and wallpaper match exactly.
This is difficult for me. There's a part of me that finds individual aspects of this room potentially likeable, but all together it's FAR too much! If you could take about 5-10% of this room and apply it to a non carpeted bathroom, it could possibly be nice.
Nice patio chair and glass shelf/table too. Perfect for a bathroom.
* vaporwave intensifies *
What incident prompted the plastic covering 🤢
It looks like the floor is carpet, so it makes perfect sense.
I have cleaned enough bathrooms to not delude myself into thinking that piss won't ever hit the floor.
Although the real answer here is just to not carpet a bathroom.
Old people carpet bathrooms. They do it because one of the primary places they slip and fall and hurt themselves in is the bathroom.
Is that a toilet desk?
Also, this looks like a serial killer set up a place to murder someone lol
Or a cocaine shelf?
Grandma is trying to relive her nights at Studio54.
Not gonna lie, I kinda like the wallpaper and statues.
I get the feeling you might be a future content provider
Or serial killer.
Is this a place in the backrooms?
I'm afraid it is. And, I'm afraid you are now, too.
Swapping the flooring to not carpet would improve the room significantly
Yikes! It’s too much I tell you… too freaking much. If the smallest room in a house is this jamb packed with flowers and useless shit… I don’t even want to see the rest of the house. You’d need to really LOVE flowers
So this is where I'm murdered.
Reminds me of an Oscar Wilde play.
Ah another crime, more carpeted washrooms.
Little mermaid
The garden chairs on the right got me