He just didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
The closer you get to the black hole, the more of a stretch the entire situation becomes
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That sucks
Because he had waited his entire current existence for this moment, knowing this is when he would travel through the black hole and be spit out into an alternate timeline where he would go back and find his younger self in this primary timeline to let him know he must qualify to be an astronaut so he could go to space and find this black hole so he could make sure he went back to find himself in the primary timeline so there would be no paradoxes and he could maintain the infinite loop of existence
Black holes don't approach you; you approach black holes.
aren't black holes just dense objects? They aren't just stuck in one spot in space..
Unless you're Chuck Norris
You mean the right wing loon, Chuck Norris?
Sorry, I was referencing and old meme...
