Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He just didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Black holes don't approach you; you approach black holes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

aren't black holes just dense objects? They aren't just stuck in one spot in space..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're Chuck Norris

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean the right wing loon, Chuck Norris?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I was referencing and old meme...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago