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A lot of people read this as "your greatest weakness is now gone" which makes sense given the video game slider analogy
Meanwhile I'm here like "how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything"?
But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]
It's not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that's even slightly productive.
The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you've been putting off. Constantly.
Not a boon, but a curse.
thanks i'm pretty sure you just gave my assigned personal hell demon ideas 💀
Nine times out of ten, when a question is asked on the internet- it gets taken out of contexts so the people answering can platform whatever dumb shit they feel they need to say.
Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.
Every head chopped would spawn three heads
My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.
I'm undepressable and I don't have ADHD anymore
All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.
WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAMERAS
I'm gonna be social and charismatic af
I have always said if I could re-roll my stats I would trade whatever amount of intelligence I supposedly have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks with a ludicrous amount of charisma.
i can walk again :)
My gremlins that used to crawl over every inch of my home taking things apart, leaving things in senseless places, and constantly asking for food, a listening ear and a hug - are now helping me out around the house, listening when I need another perspective and generally helping keep me out of trouble.
TL;DR - Just parenthood, if all goes to plan...
Narrator: "It didn't go to plan."
I can never be angry. Hmm guess I would change my career to be some guy who teaches seminars or does anger management sessions. Or maybe IT for the DMV.
I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.
Jack of all trade isn't a weakness.
-Sincerely, a jack of all trade.
Now I am immortal god.
Not my weakness becoming a strength, but going away and now I am a different person, my inverse? But my strengths do not become weaknesses?
Disorganization is my bane, and a complete inability to multitask, so I guess I would either be obsessive/compulsive or would be able to be an executive assistant or politician.
I'm very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I've ever read, seen or heard.
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
I go from being a socially awkward and unattractive virgin to suddenly being able to pull multiple women in a night.
Pro Tip: Women dont typically respond well to being "pulled".
Ok, please do indulge me on this one, because this whole subject is an enigma to me and has been mentally eating at me over the years.
How do men and women meet in a nightclub and then end up having a one-night stand?
Part of the reason I don't like clubbing is that it triggers feelings of jealousy within me.
I have a friend, let's just call him Matt. Whenever I've been out with Matt, women have always thrown themselves at him whereas my experiences by comparison have led to nothing but rejection.
There is nothing particularly special about Matt. He's a year younger than me, looks about average for someone in their early thirties, yet has infinitely more rizz. I can't put my finger on it.
I become responsible
God I need this one.
Instead of being guilt-ridden and terrified of making mistakes, especially if they might cause harm to others, I get... antisocial personality disorder? Fuck.
I'm suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.
If this happened then everyone would be a CEO but where would the millions of workers be?
They are all CEOs now too.
Ask me about our plans for next week or what that person said at work last month! I now remember everything!!
I am procrastinate and don't fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.
Well, now that I don't absolutely suck at talking to strangers and don't fumble my words, my life just got a lot easier.
I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.
I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s
My love care and empathy for other people has made me the most lovable woman in my country and the most suitable spokesperson for humankind
Reality: I dont like people and my interactions with them , especially when I was young (partys.and stuff) only bolstered that feeling
I get rich.
I'm not really sure what my biggest weakness is, but I'll just say its my crippling fear of asking people for stuff. So now, either people ask me for things, or whatever I ask other people to do is immediately done? More confusing than a strength I'd say.
Somehow, my indifference to heights means I control the known universe. Nobody, least of all me, knows why or how.
