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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Usul has called a small one.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated "Wrong answers only."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Tremors prequel

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How to entertain people on social media.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hey I said wrong answers only

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How to convert worms to Christianity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's showing how to start a ground fire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I'd watch that.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The power of christ compels you

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea Gulls don't have hands and can't use sticks like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're acting like birds are actually real or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They're not. They're CIA robots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it is wrong, worms don't think!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha I've just come from a comment about Brexit, and I'd argue that a lot of Humans don't think either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.

Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Underground marionettes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and ~~magic~~ godly waves will drive then out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How to start your car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"

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