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[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Usul has called a small one.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated "Wrong answers only."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Tremors prequel

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How to entertain people on social media.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hey I said wrong answers only

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How to convert worms to Christianity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's showing how to start a ground fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The power of christ compels you

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I'd watch that.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.

Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sea Gulls don't have hands and can't use sticks like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're acting like birds are actually real or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They're not. They're CIA robots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But it is wrong, worms don't think!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha I've just come from a comment about Brexit, and I'd argue that a lot of Humans don't think either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Underground marionettes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and ~~magic~~ godly waves will drive then out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

How to start your car.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"

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