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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

LOL

Alright, I'll bite - I'm a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!

I'm on a fucking list now aren't I?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[Billionaire Taylor] Swift, who has publicly aligned herself with the pro-choice movement and declared her opposition to former President Donald Trump, has become the ire of a vocal group of conservatives hell-bent on the bizarre notion that the singer is a political weapon aimed at the upcoming presidential election.

I mean, I'm no Swiftie, but that seems pretty reasonable to me...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What? You think Taylor Swift exists? That's president Biden in drag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then he is a great singer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Have you seen him dance? W0W

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

We need to keep poor people poor to keep labour costs down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I mean, what else are we going to do with the bodies of child laborers, bury them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But fertiliser helps the planet, billionares would never agree with that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum... infants.:-)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hey I finally understand the nuances of meaning of that expression... it's dangerous, it's ugly and it smells.. Never quite understood the expression before looking at this picture. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

A more profitable modest proposal