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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Stollen is a type of bread.

Stolen is that other thing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The food shown in the picture is a slice of "Stollen" a very sweet cake-bread hybrid thing traditionally enjoyed around christmas time in German-speaking lands.

See Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

maybe sweet according to Germans. Americans who eat German sweet bread are underwhelmed at the flavor. Germans who eat sweetbreads in America say it's way too sweet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe. But the stuff is covered in a thick layer of powdered sugar...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The car seems to be in bread condition.

It's way pastry its best days. Ok, i'll stop now ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

If course a guy named Rob would come up with this joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Try posting on Nextdoor!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've never heard the word stollen before. now I have to look it up. probably some bread baking terminology. I'm impressed that a dad knows bread baking terminology. Or I guess anyone's allowed to make Dad jokes even if they're not a dad or even a man, maybe a woman made this joke who knows what stollen bread is. But men cook too. Gordon Ramsay. Men like food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would go well with Germans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

German children always laugh at my jokes, regardless to how bad they are. No matter how kind the kids in your country are, German kids are kinder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago