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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just put tape over that section, hope it helps

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

This was legitimately the advice that was given to me by my IT department when I put in a request to install f.lux to redshift my screen.

“Just put tape over the blue light”

ticket has been marked as resolved and closed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

That's both hilarious and infuriating

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That's when the malicious compliance kicks in. Start a new ticket with a picture of your monitor, with the entire screen taped off. Ask why you can't find your mouse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Night light has been a thing for quite some time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This was from before Windows 10 included night light in the OS

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

XP is full of bloat like that. It's why I'm still on Windows ME, the objectively best Windows version of all time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was going to ask for a source but....facts are facts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you want to see the source, use Linux.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is why I only play Valve games.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

leave it. i have it how i like it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How you like it? If this were a human being, I'd shoot it in the face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

i was waiting.... thanks!!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Standard TempleOS development environment.

RIP Terry Davis you crazy fucking genius.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Are you my coworkers?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

UNacceptable

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you i'm into that shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Well that was unexpected yet no surprise

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Thought I was looking at r/place for a moment

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't put it back, there's no arrange by penis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A great series for those of you that didn’t get that reference: https://youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE?si=var1USdiNFUMiYjW

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I still say "They're ALL grey!" the way Laslo says it whenever they are all grey whatever they may be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks for that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Quite easy.

Just pour some gasoline over your computer, then light it with a match.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I allready fixed it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ctrl+A Enter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found Shrek

Edit, he might only be found on the full wall paper someone else posted

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I think you can disable taskbar notifications. Nice wallpaper :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Install Linux.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

The first time the red arrow was actually needed by me (and even then it was hard to notice)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ctrl-A + Enter once got me an extra work at school, because the shitty PC froze for 20 mins...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It took me a minute to realize that's your wallpaper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Looks like a computer vision fever dream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Have you tried walking into the ocean?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The office paperclip can do it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago