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A woman wanted to make soup. (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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She went to the store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any chicken broth?" He replied, "Sorry, we're out of stock."

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Sounds like she's in some hot water!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

To be fair, chicken stock and chicken broth are two separate things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I feel like it needs to be pointed out that “broth” and “stock” are not the same thing. So, the joke only works if the listener is ignorant about the key element being punned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I don't know the difference :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Or is aware of the confusion about the terms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Are chicken stocks what the bear market eats?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Booo!