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If you have have questions about TCP/IP, I know the pro-to-call. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Replace "weekend" with "weakened" and it should make sense. It's a play on words since normally you would say you have a weakened immune system if you get sick a lot, but since they're only well on weekends, it's a weekend immune system.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Unless it's a broken clock, then it's just right twice a day!

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, we say it like "wunn" here in America. Both one and won are pronounced the same.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Arrrr ya ready kids?

I hate the word commentator. Its commenter. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THE DESTRUCTATOR!

I hate the word commentator. Its commenter. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The destroyer of worlds!

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You'll just have to exercise some patience and weight a little longer

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Took me a second. Good one!

How did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Confucius was a wise man indeed!

A few weeks ago, I made two online purchases; a box to store my money and some speakers. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Lol, good one!

A hippo with one leg. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

More likely it's a stoppo