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My home network used to be named "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"
"No somos los marihuanos" (We're not the stoners)
(But they were)
My guest WiFi is called Honeypot. I leave it up even when guests aren't around, but for some reason none of my neighbors have tried to connect. Either they're all much more tech savvy or much less tech savvy than I give them credit.
PercheFi which translates to WhyFi in Italian
I'm personally a fan of:
"New Wi-Fi Who Dis" and "Spaceballs: The Wi-Fi"
I had trouble thinking up an original, funny name so I've just gone with "Lorem Ipsum" in the meantime
Can You See Where IP
"Get your own stuff sucker"
We moved into a very posh neighborhood and when hooking up our kit there was one that read, “Money cannot buy you class”.
Bring Beer and Women to [apartment number]
I've been banging your wifi
For the Dutch people here: Michiel de Router
My neighbor's is The_Booty_Warrior.
FBI Surveillance Van
My last one was named Super Mario LAN :)
I have a stream
Skynet. (It has been for years and finally it got relevant again.)
My phone hotspot is "Cease The Investigation!".
Go! Go! Gadget internet!
For any fans of the Venture Bros mine is "the guild of calamitous internet"
Mine's We don't have WiFi
It's fun when guests ask "what's your WiFi called?" I tell them and they're baffled by all the electronics everywhere and me "not having" WiFi.
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