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Not such a conspiracy theory now (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In other news Musk opens pizzeria in Washington DC

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Called Meteor Table Tennis. This one WILL have a basement 😬

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nothing against experimenting with this chip in Musk's brain. It's always good to start with something simple.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

mm cool can't wait to have brain surgery every 2 years when new version comes out

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (14 children)

I wonder if they’ll explain the risk of deadly diarrhea

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (14 children)

I welcome these regressive assholes getting a chip in their brain that has been shown to fry the brains of monkeys if they want it. Maybe we should even be campaigning for it in the South.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

All conspiracies come true if you spread them and wait long enough... Eventually some crazy rich guy will have heard it and make it real. 😅

Humans are weird. 😅

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (21 children)

what does the chip do?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reality seems to again be more like Aldous Huxley than George Orwell. We will pay to get these things in our heads eventually.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Settle down with this "we" shit. I couldn't wait for a cybernetic brain link when I was a kid. After seeing how corporations handled the Internet, I will never get one. IDC if I live to be a 1000 years old and every other person on the planet has one. No thank you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Right?

Even after reading Snow Crash, I wanted an RJ-45 port so I could get internet straight to my brain...right up till I had my first IV stuck in me. Realized I didn't like foreign objects in me at all lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just haven't met the right foreigner yet.

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