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Dad has the chops to be a project manager. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (15 children)

I literally got the description "make it look cool" in my current project.

We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (9 children)

make it look cool

Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like sex

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like money

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

https://y.yarn.co/00b19fc5-cc98-4af3-8298-93092ffc4ff6_text.gif

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