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I literally got the description "make it look cool" in my current project.
We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still...
Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?
That sounds fucking awesome.
I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).
It what's later became known a "programmer design".
Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html
I like sex
I like money
https://y.yarn.co/00b19fc5-cc98-4af3-8298-93092ffc4ff6_text.gif
All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.
Blink tags and snow effects
Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol
The best
Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks
Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!