this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.