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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.