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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.