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Accessible healthcare and permissive weapon legislation
Oh our weapon legislation is plenty permissive
[Scoffs] We aren't even allowed to conjure demons to destroy entire cities! It's hard to even get your hands on an Apparatus of Kwalish.
Have you checked the laws? Even the most recent assault weapons bans don't restrict demon conjuring, just as the founding fathers intended
I have to preserve my right to summon demons
How else am I supposed to deal with a pack of feral hogs
With ZOMBIES if the government didn't hate FREEDOM to ENSLAVE THE SOULS OF DAMNED