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You shall not deal falsely with others.
If only you'd adhered to that before culturally appropriating Judaism.
Seeing as your wife is the one reads the Torah in your house, maybe she can explain your hypocrisy there.
You're not my kin, and your lying ass wouldn't be welcomed in the tribe.
0/2.... seriously, keep showing the world your ignorance. You've previously shown your ignorance wrt to the rabbinical stature in the community, now you're mistakenly quoting passages LMFAO. Go find a rabbi and get learned. Your ignorance is spiraling.
Sorry, that's also a lie. I have Jewish ancestors stretching back as far as we can trace (which would be the middle ages), both Ashkenazi and Sepharic (I bet you don't count Sephardic Jews as Jews either, right?) I had a bris. I had a bar mitzvah. Exactly what else is necessary to make me Jewish? Do please find me the passage in the Torah that shows I am not a Jew.
Otherwise, that is also a lie.
LMFAO, you think because you're a Jew you're kin of mine? Sheer arrogance and ignorance. Doesn't mean you're welcome, plenty of Jews end up exiled from their community for being pieces of shit. The kind who go around larp'ing as Jewish families fit that bill and your wife saying the prayers puts you firmly there.
You seem to misunderstand what constitutes a lie, which makes sense as you've been lying this entire thread and lying by appropriating Judaism and having your wife perform the mitzvot. Just top to bottom here.
Didn't you just say that I "wouldn't be welcome in the tribe?"
Hmm, yes you did.
Sounds like you were saying I wasn't a Jew.
Nope. I know exactly what a lie is. A lie is claiming I have multiple children when I only have one. A lie is claiming I said my wife regularly says prayers when I said no such thing. A lie is saying that I'm not a Jew and then pretending you never said that.
And the funny part is you forgot you already admitted you lied. You're so caught up in insulting me and berating me that you can't even remember what you said.
You can't even remember that I only have one child despite my saying it multiple times.
Seriously, do you have memory issues?
Also, you've violated so many Jewish laws at this point that I'm starting to doubt you are Jewish. I'm starting to think you learned a handful of Yiddish words and decided to troll a Jew.
That's what you're doing, isn't it?
I did enjoy your demand that my wife talk to you though. That was pretty funny.
You can be a Jew and not be welcomed, this is the point I'm making. With your behavior and clear disdain for the culture, you're a drain on the community and aren't welcome. Don't agree, have your kids and wife at shul on Saturday while you are called to the bimah. I'll gladly tune into the stream and have a nice laugh.
Your projection falls flat, you've proven yourself ignorant and dishonest.
I'd love to talk to your wife, she's an even bigger loser than you are directly appropriating a religion that she's not a part of. I'd have plenty to say to that sort of pos.