Dad Jokes

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My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open." (discuss.online)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man, this joke's so old it's from back when landlords only profited off your income and the scarcity of affordable housing, and provided utilities as a shitty consolation...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no no. This is modern. From the perspective of a tenant living in an AirBnB full time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Does this make you a roommate?