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It's time to come clean (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories