bastian_5

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

When it works I'll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn't work lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The dumb part isn't the joke. The dumb part is the person saying "thanks dad" is called "Dad" in the phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How else are they going to protect themselves?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Actually some do say are. My dad's rear view mirror says are.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Linux updates: here's the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But why is it always nazis? Nobody jokingly organizes a movement to eat the landlords that actually causes some landlords to get eaten, but the same cannot be said about "jokingly" organizing a hate mob that actually hurts people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Have you seen what geniuses do when they not doing shit like discovering AC electricity? In that case, he dated a pigeon. There is not even a fine line between crazy and genius, it's merely that genius is just another flavor of crazy.

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