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Blockchain: the wave of the future (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (18 children)

Same with porn. But I'm building a shake-power generator for fleshlites so it should balance out the power it pulls. Saving the earth one jack-off at a time.

Charging a hybrid car battery only takes 253.4 jerks. Pretty soon we will be expanding our charging service to parking lots across America and Canada! Most of them already have people willing to do it for you already ...they were doing it there anyway... Win/win.

Powerjerk (tm), we make perverts work for you!

Just roll up and say "Hey Jagoff, I need to get to x!" And you'll promptly be taken care of.*

*Do not give them drugs to speed up the process. We are serious about our drug-free workplace.

Edit: steal my idea and I'll find you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Porn is more beneficial for humanity than imaginary ownership.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism is based on imaginary ownership.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Nailed it.

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