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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (18 children)

Same with porn. But I'm building a shake-power generator for fleshlites so it should balance out the power it pulls. Saving the earth one jack-off at a time.

Charging a hybrid car battery only takes 253.4 jerks. Pretty soon we will be expanding our charging service to parking lots across America and Canada! Most of them already have people willing to do it for you already ...they were doing it there anyway... Win/win.

Powerjerk (tm), we make perverts work for you!

Just roll up and say "Hey Jagoff, I need to get to x!" And you'll promptly be taken care of.*

*Do not give them drugs to speed up the process. We are serious about our drug-free workplace.

Edit: steal my idea and I'll find you

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Energy isn't free. More power captured from jerking will increase food consumed, meaning more energy used in farming. You'll have to brand this as either a carbon ~~capture~~ fapture system or as a weight loss program

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The new Weight Loss Jerkoff System could solve part of that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

P90Sex

Edit: whoops, I linked to our competitor.

And ps... The PC term is jagoff.

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