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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uber: I'll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don't need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I'll give you 10% tip and 5 stars