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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That article is incomplete. Nowhere do I see JavaScript listed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

😂

node-os is a full operating system built on top of the linux kernel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It seems the cancer has metastasized. First to the backend, now to the entire operating system.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ease of access to the underlying hardware in your programming language is only ever needed for embedded programming in the current year. Change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There are actual use cases where direct memory access and pointer magic can be very efficient or almost necessary. We work a lot with large images and basically always the first steps are some pointer operations.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

What kind of pointer operations?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sounds like you just need a bigger graphics card to me. 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's required for drivers too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's basically embedded programming, or pretty similar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Every operating system running on bare metal needs access to the hardware. And if not on bare metal, it needs access to the virtual hardware.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Exactly for that a memory safe language would avoid so many security vulnerabilities.