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STOP WRITING C (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What language was that jpeg compression written in?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You ever heard of lossless compression? Well they developed lossfull anti compression, it compresses and decompresses the images so many times that the added artifacts create a larger file than original ! Impressive ain't it?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

we do live in the future

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Impressive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

and the Nobel goes to some nerd playing with electrons. Unbelievable

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Potato

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO ACCESS STARCH DIRECTLY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvekey.cgi?keyword=jpeg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

… D?