Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because they always squeal. 🐽

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Also anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Never talk to pigs.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And they'll shoot your dog.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And throw you in a cage. 🐷🚨

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

And rape you.

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